So your pee smells like ham?

Yesterday someone was in the shop talking about how their pee smells like ham. Now at first I wasn't sure I was hearing what she was saying correctly. But after more conversation, she confirmed that her pee did indeed smell like a country ham. At this time I am uncertain if this country ham had a glaze or not but I'm working on finding out. This country ham smelling urine issue got me thinking of all sorts of new inventions. I really think I have a money maker this time...

Is this where I can buy women?

So today a very sad looking man walked into the Tattoo shop.. he smelled of walrus tusk and vinegar, his head was misshapen and hair all adrift. In a raspy out of breath voice he asks "is this where I can buy women". We do get all kinds of people coming into the shop, but this was a first. Apparently he was looking for a massage with a "happy" ending. How on earth does someone mistake a Tattoo shop for a prostitution ring? Or an Asian massage parlor? Do any of us look like we're interested in rubbing a hairy back? I think not sir.. there are plenty of other shops in the area who would be more than happy to give you a massage and happy ending.. we're just not one of them :)

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We would like to be the first to welcome Eternal Image Tattoo to the world of blogging.. The tattoo world is a unique one.. we'd like to invite you inside for a peek.. Wild and crazy stories are in the forecast... Drop in from time to time for discounts and specials.. we'll be randomly posting them throughout our blogs.. Thanks to everyone who has supported us in what we do.. your loyalty keeps us going.. Peace!