Is this where I can buy women?

So today a very sad looking man walked into the Tattoo shop.. he smelled of walrus tusk and vinegar, his head was misshapen and hair all adrift. In a raspy out of breath voice he asks "is this where I can buy women". We do get all kinds of people coming into the shop, but this was a first. Apparently he was looking for a massage with a "happy" ending. How on earth does someone mistake a Tattoo shop for a prostitution ring? Or an Asian massage parlor? Do any of us look like we're interested in rubbing a hairy back? I think not sir.. there are plenty of other shops in the area who would be more than happy to give you a massage and happy ending.. we're just not one of them :)