Saturday, August 14, 2010

So your daughter wants her vagina pierced?


What kind of person asks if their 15 yr. old daughter can come into a tattoo shop for a vaginal piercing! Very classy. Maybe I shouldn't judge.. Maybe there's a good reason behind it. Maybe her daughter begged her for assistance in increasing her sexual pleasure? Or she wanted something cool for the neighborhood boys to look at when they're going down on her in back alleys. Whatever the case may be, lady... You get the Eternal Image Parent of The Year Award... Congrats :)

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Hunting in the shop...


Right now im crawling on the shop floor.. wearing my hat backwards.. and creeping ever so slowly across the lobby.I'm planning a sneak attack. I can hear this monster in the distance.. it's making more noise than anything of it's size ever should have been allowed to make in the first place. I'm going to kill it. I'm not sure how yet.. but it needs to be done. I have to do this.. not just for myself.. but for the good of the people. I hate this beast, although it makes for a worthy adversary today. Quick little thing. I am armed with a fly swatter... and I plan on swatting this fly until it takes it's last breath... and all of it's insides.. become it's outsides.. I hate flies.. They're useless creatures. Never trust some thing that vomits on it's food before eating it. Two girls one cup should have been two flies one dog shit. Disgusting. I shall kill this fly.. and then dance a little jig until I see another one to go to war with. Wish me luck.